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WELCOME TO SANDY HELL

IT AIN'T THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

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  • Flataskoli - Garðabær, Höfuðborgarsvæði, Iceland
ONCE UPON A TIME IN A LAND FAR FAR AWAY AN AMERICAN WOMAN GOT STUCK IN A GIANT WHIRLPOOL OF SAND IN NORTH AFRICA. THERE SHE FOUND SHE COULD EAT BUNNY RABBIT, SHEEP BALLS, WATCH RELIGIOUS SACRIFICES, AND SURVIVE 110 PLUS HEAT WEARING A BLACK CROW OUTFIT. THERE SHE FOUND A GIANT CITY WITH A GREAT MILITARY OF ILLITERATE AND AUTOMATIC MALE-ONLY SOLIDERS WHO RESTED THEIR WEAPONS ON EACH OTHERS PRIVATE AREAS. THERE SHE FOUND SHE COULD RIDE A CAMEL BY THE PYRAMIDS, AND WORK FOR A SAUDI PRINCE WHO BITES.IN THIS LAND OF SANDSTORMS, DONKEYS, FERAL CATS, WEIRD WEASEL BLOODSUCKERS, BEGGING CHILDREN, SHE FOUND SHE COULD SURVIVE.

SURVIVAL MEANS NO STARBUCKS COFFEE. NO DRIVING. NO PASSING "Go." SURVIVAL MEANS NOT BEING AN AMERICAN/FEMALE....IT MEANS OPRAH ON DISH IS YOUR BEST FRIEND. IT MEANS FINDING YOUR WAY.......WITHOUT A VOICE/WITHOUT A GOOD CHANCE/WITH A SILENT SCREAM....IT MEANS NOT HAVING YOUR OWN COUNTRY AND STEPPING WHERE YOU SHOULD NOT STEP. IT MEANS HOME IS A SOMEDAY. LIKE DOROTHY'S RUBY SLIPPERS. WHICH EVENTUALLY WORKED......KANSAS YOU LOOK SO DAMNED GOOD.
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